Cajun Mutt Press Featured Writer 12/27/23

Worming One’s Way In Languor

Their eyes slide over you when you
walk in the dim bar and inch through
the milling, processional crowd bidding
to be next served at the long counter.
The heavily made up women sit close
at their corner table nursing drinks,
their drinking funds palliative.
Either one will have you but not until
they finish the drinks they are on, then
the obligatory ones you will buy them.
They have that “Take me… But not
just yet” look loitering in their eyes
as heavy and half shut as yours:
you wave at the bartender, circle
one hand in the air and point down
at table, nod at the women, pull up
an unvarnished chair and sit down
under press of buzzed and languid
dead calm nonchalance.
You exchange the usual opening
overtures, worming ways into the core
of everyone’s shared intentions,
look from one to the other, take in
the possibilities to wrestle with.

New Ghosts For Christmas

The ghost of Christmas Past
appeared, shivering, covered
in fur cloaks, frosted cheeks,
frozen nose hairs and eye brows,
and with breath that bellowed
below zero.

The ghost of Christmas Present
is here, comfortable in normal dress
and a Spring jacket, in left over tan,
a complexion the picture of health,
bewildered that but for sooner dark,
’tis a normal day.

The ghost of Chistmas Future
will arrive in surfer shorts
and summer shades, walking in sandals,
skin rife with melanoma, saying “The odds
of snowfall fail cost/benefit analysis
of placing a bet.”

Last Stand

Don’t stand on that clearance sale chair
swept up in circular self isolation.
Don’t stand on that clearance sale chair
believing we will be legends later.
Don’t stand on that clearance sale chair
tightening a tie round your neck
of braided twisted cordage:
one leg of the faux wood chair
creaks and strains under you…
Unsure of itself,
it might give out
before you do.

©2023 David Alec Knight All rights reserved.

Brother Knight

David Alec Knight grew up in Chatham, Ontario, Canada.

He includes his middle name in his pen name as a means of disambiguation, his first and last name being fairly common. It is in response to being ignorantly perceived as a pretension by others that he wrote the poem “Disambiguation”.

In 2021, David was recipient of The Ted Plantos Memorial Award for Poetry. His first book of poetry, The Heart Is A Hollow Organ, soon followed. His second book of poetry, LEPER MOSH, was published by Cajun Mutt Press in 2022. It featured his artwork on the cover. Cajun Mutt Press would also feature a portfolio of his artwork online, as well as publishing his first full color comic story online, WRATH: The Masks We Wear.

Recent poems have appeared in Verse Afire, Cajun Mutt Press Featured Poet, The Lothlorien Poetry Journal and Medusa’s Kitchen. Anthology appearances include By The Wishing Tree, Poets For Ukraine Volume 1, Love Lies Bleeding, Phantom Parade, and The Cajun Mutt Press Halloween Anthology Zine 2022.

David sees dark and light around him in equal measure and that is reflected in his poetry, whether exploring working class themes, neurodivergence, addiction, urban living, our conflict with Nature, and/or the effects all these things have on individuals and relationships.

David works full-time in Long Term Care.

Cajun Mutt Press Featured Writer 12/25/23

My Christmas Poem

I bought this Christmas present
For the next-door neighbors,
Lovely couple. It’s one of those
Things two can share. I’m really
Hoping they make good use of it.
I could leave it on their doorstep
Or somewhere on the back porch.
If I dared, I’d sneak it in and put it
Under their tree like it’s from Santa.
I’ll probably just put it in the mail.
Fictitious name and return address.
Don’t want ’em to know it’s from me.
With all their endless fighting and their
Complementary totally belligerent
Attitudes, I don’t need them thanking
Me in person for the butcher knife.
Just settle their fuckin’ differences
And give us some peace on earth.

©2023 Daniel S. Irwin All rights reserved.

Brother Dan

Daniel S. Irwin was born, raised, and is back in town at Sparta, Illinois. His card reads: Artist, Actor, Writer, Soldier, Scholar, Priest. He has won awards for his art, acting (over 100 films and 30+ stage productions), writing (nine books and work published in over one hundred magazines and journals world-wide), retired military (Air Force and Army), graduate of Southern Illinois University/Carbondale and has attended four other universities), and is an ordained Dudeist priest with a Ph.D. in Divinity (not bad for a heathen). Once worked as a medic in an institution for the criminally insane…but didn’t notice anything strange about the inmates. Latest on-line work can be found on Horror, Sleaze, Trash Magazine and Beatnik Cowboy. He would love to move back to Europe but fears the plague.

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Cajun Mutt Press Featured Writer 12/26/22

The Birth of a Sage? Circumstance.
Real change? Defining.

Justice, relationships, good conduct and intent
determining, stabilizing, establishing and resolving
refreshed aims, standard, criteria, integrity and temperance?

Giving birth
to the propitious, efficacious, favourable and protective.

The noble, venerable, holy or sacred?

Being born.

Backbone, spirit, integrity, drive, ambition and temperance?

The aim, standard and criterion –
bindu (बिंदु [the optimal potential in each emerging moment]).

Reform?

True, genuine and honest
intent, good conduct, relationships and justice.

Christmas?

A celebration.

The optimal potential?

Renewal, explanation, action, clarity,
precision, deciding, expressing our essential nature
and sharp demarcation of outer limits.

©2022 Douglas Colston All rights reserved.

Douglas Colston

Douglas Colston has played in Ska bands, picked up university degrees, supported his parents during terminal illnesses, experienced chronic mental and physical illnesses consequential to workplace harassment, married his love, transitioned into Counselling as a vocation, fathered two great children, and had his inheritance embezzled. Now, among other things, he is pursuing a Ph.D.

http://theancientoracle.com/

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Cajun Mutt Press Featured Writer 12/21/22

Letter to Santa

Lookie here, Mister Santa Claus,
I gots me a wish list. Ya know,
I send you a wish list every year.
But you ain’t never brung me
Nothin’ I asked for. Why?
I don’t need a new dress.
I’m a dude. Don’tcha got
No cowboy hats or boots?
I don‘t need a coloring book
If you don’t bring no crayons.
Yeah, and that new bike
Was just something for the
Ol’ man to hock for beer.
That puppy you sent runned off.
I still got the mange real bad.
The one time you came to
The house, you wrestled me
Down and sat on my head,
Just like Uncle Joe and you
Got his liquor breath, too.
Santa, you fulla shit and
If you show up here again,
I’ll kick your red, blubbered ass.
Maybe I’ll get me one of those
Sonic rockets with a megaton
Nuclear warhead and do a
Holocaustic ballistic blast on your
Great Northern Wonderland.
Like the overhunted Mallard duck,
You’ll just be a picture in a magazine.
If you ain’t got the hint by now,
Chris-boy, I’m pissed.

©2022 Daniel S. Irwin All rights reserved.

Daniel S. Irwin

Daniel S. Irwin was born, raised, and is back in town at Sparta, Illinois. His card reads: Artist, Actor, Writer, Soldier, Scholar, Priest. He has won awards for his art, acting (over 100 films and 30+ stage productions), writing (nine books and work published in over one hundred magazines and journals world-wide), retired military (Air Force and Army), graduate of Southern Illinois University/Carbondale and has attended four other universities), and is an ordained Dudeist priest with a Ph.D. in Divinity (not bad for a heathen). Once worked as a medic in an institution for the criminally insane…but didn’t notice anything strange about the inmates. Latest on-line work can be found on Horror, Sleaze, Trash Magazine and Beatnik Cowboy. He would love to move back to Europe but fears the plague.

Cajun Mutt Press Featured Writer 12/24/21

Christmas Spirit

I usually don’t get the Christmas spirit
Until Christmas eve. Then I party and
Sometimes even drop by a church
Although I’m a heathen and never was
Sold on immaculate conception.
Just as willing to welcome Python’s
Baby Brian as Baby Jesus. Still, it’s
A jolly time, even at the bar. Never
Got anything good from Santa. Good
Stuff was for other people. Well,
Other than a few times I found a
Fine woman who didn’t want to
Spend the night alone. Once, I
Stayed up late with a shotgun to pay
That fat bastard back for all the
Disappointment he’d caused me
Over the years. Liquored up, I fell asleep.
The sound of the blast when my finger
Slipped on the trigger freaked me out.
Oh, yeah, I was gonna deck the halls
With Santa’s balls. He got lucky.
Me. I had to explain the damage to
The fireplace to my landlord.

©2021 Daniel S. Irwin All rights reserved.

Daniel S. Irwin

Daniel S. Irwin was born, raised, and is back in town at Sparta, Illinois. His card reads: Artist, Actor, Writer, Soldier, Scholar, Priest. He has won awards for his art, acting (over 100 films and 30+ stage productions), writing (nine books and work published in over one hundred magazines and journals worldwide), retired military (Air Force and Army), graduate of Southern Illinois University/Carbondale and has attended four other universities), and is an ordained Dudeist priest with a Ph.D. in Divinity (not bad for a heathen). Once worked as a medic in an institution for the criminally insane…but didn’t notice anything strange about the inmates. Latest online work can be found on Horror, Sleaze, Trash Magazine and Beatnik Cowboy. He would love to move back to Europe but fears the plague.