Tony Danza Sucks
I just realized
Tony Micelli from Who’s the Boss?
is just a bad Arthur Fonzarelli
impersonation.
Tony Danza sucks,
I think to myself.
The old Redpath sugar silo
a few streets away
sitting oddly stoic just
after midnight.
Next Table Over
I’ll have the sea fish.
Sea fish!
the woman leans in to loud whisper
after the waiter leaves.
Don’t you mean seafood?
The man says nothing
He is dressed nice enough.
You’ve been into the edibles again,
haven’t you?
the woman says accusingly.
The man stares back blankly.
Forgetting to blink.
Jesus Christ!
the woman runs her hand through her hair,
covers her face.
So embarrassing!
she hisses under her breath.
Do Not Feed the Bears
It is tough going
being a tweeker in the North.
Stoned out of your head
and staggering around the streets
at 10 in the evening.
Your judgement shot.
Running up to pet the bears
coming down the street the other way.
A momma and her two cubs.
And momma rips your face off.
The cubs get to enjoy
possibly their first meal
after a winter.
Leaving the rest
in the middle of the street
for the morning work crowd
to discover.
©2023 Ryan Quinn Flanagan All rights reserved.

Ryan Quinn Flanagan is a Canadian-born author residing in Elliot Lake, Ontario, Canada with his wife and many mounds of snow. His work can be found both in print and online in such places as: Evergreen Review, The New York Quarterly, Cajun Mutt Press, Dumpster Fire Press, Red Fez, and The Oklahoma Review.
Victory Slab was released last year by Cajun Mutt Press




