THE SIRENS OF AUSTIN
Bam!
A hypochondriac done stubbed his toe
And thus spoke the Sirens of Austin
Holy shit!
Fifteen idiots just ate concrete
After taking big hits of K-2
And thus spoke the Sirens of Austin
Oh no!
Some broke-ass crack ho
Just faked her own accident
in the grocery sto’
And thus spoke the Sirens of Austin
Oh God!
This dick just stepped in front
of a moving car
(and yes, car had the right of way)
Hoping for that payment
And thus spoke the Sirens of Austin
This is a tribute to the EMTs
That deal with this bullshit everyday
If I were a killer
They’d all be on my list
For free!!!
Including the hypochondriac
And thus spoke
The Sirens of Austin
©2023 Gentle Dragona All rights reserved.
Known since 2008 as Da Honky Wit Seven Names, Gentle Dragona is an American Poet, Lyricist, Mystic Stranger, and Bloody Dirty Dancing Dervish. He authored the underground collection of 69 poems in 1998 – IN DREAMS WE HIDE – published by Arkansas Writer’s Press; and the book CUSS! The Ancient and Transcendental Art of Hangin’ Out, in 2005, published by AuthorHouse.
Da Honky’s seven names are Eric Kristian Willey Gentle Shokya Candalla Dragona. He resides in his adopted town of Austin, Texas.